The perfect wedding stock for a cowboy should include a woman who…
1. Does the chores, milks the cows and chops the wood.
2. Plays the fiddle and sings real purdy.
3. Tells a good story and laughs at all yer jokes.
4. Has a personality that runs true blue through and through.
5. Ain’t shy when it comes to the bedroom.
6. And never, ever, ever, discovers the other four.